Wednesday 30 May 2012

手相01 : 教你看手相把握未来 Palmistry

很多人不知道要看左手还是右手?
“左右手”的在手相里代表意义为:左“先天”、右“后天”。
所谓“左手先天、右手后天”,比较白话的讲法就是说:右手的影响比重较高,左手影响力较小。
或许可以这幺说,右手在吉凶判断上占八成的影响力,左手在吉凶判断上具有两成的影响力,因此“判断手相”时,主要用右手来判断,然后再依据左手来做吉凶上的加减分。

Palmistry:
The left hand palm lines is inborn with you.
The right hand palm lines will changes as you grown.
The accuracy of palmistry will be 80% from right palm and 20% from left palm.
Different palms lines have different meaning in life, and it can be classified into the following 15 types:

1、生命线 Life Lines (LL)

LL is the line grain begin from in between the thumb and forefinger at the palm side to the bottom of  palm.
The length of the LL do not represent the length of days (how long is your life), but represent the
strength of vitality, so LL is sometime called vitality lines.
LL long, deep and ruddy means strong vitality, resistant to disease is strong, not easy to fall ill.
On the contrary, if LL grain shallow and weak, it is weak, get tired easily.
A thick LL means suitable for labor or the movement job, and thin LL suitable for the non labor work.


The portion of palm high places that surrounded by LL indicate the energetic, the larger portion it
surrounded the more energe, erotic exuberant; Range of small portion, indicate weak, get tired easily.
Chain shape at beginning of LL means having a ill children period


A grain end tassel at end of LL means watch out for old man disease.
Island shape on LL, represents hospitalized, larger size represents the worst illness and longer hospitalized.


2、智能线  Intelligent Lines (IL)

IL begin at the same point as LL, it end below between the ring finger and the little finger is the ideal.
Too short the IL means not so intelligent.
Too long the IL means too shrewd, not so good.
Deep and fine IL is the ideal one, it mean thought can focus, mind.
IL with island shape means weak memory or brain frustrated.
Chain at begin of IL means external environment affect study.


LL and IL join at start and apart after a distance mean introverted, cautious and well thought out.
If apart after too long a distance, means seem, worry a lot, Not decisive.
LL and IL do not start together, means dearing and outgoing, fearless.
If start too far apart, mean recklessly.


3、感情线  Affection Lines (AL)

AL begin from palm side below the little finger and go toward the middle or index finger.
Normally end below and between the middle and index finger.
AL end below index finger means love with spirit.
AL end below middle finger means love of the flesh.


AL end below middle and bend downward means love wayward, no zhe means.
AL long have bifurcation and bend downward, means can sacrifice for love.


Fine and deep AL line means exquisite feeling, thick and shallow means extensive feeling.
Featheriness grain at begin (both top and bottom) of AL means enthusiasm.
Featheriness grain at begin (top only) of AL means wit, fast response in adapt oneself to changing
circumstances.


Chain along AL means sentimental.
Island shape appear on AL below ring finger means eye has a problem, myopia amblyopia or flash
Island shape appear on AL at other location means emotional problems.
Broken AL means feelings are frustrations.


4、婚姻线 Marriage Lines (ML)

ML locate below the little finger and begin at palm side.
May have more than one ML but, should have one deep and obvious once.
Having two deep ML means marriage in disputes wtih third party.
More than six ML and none of it is deep and obvious, means messy marriage.



ML long means choosing spouse at a higher requirement, marriage with pressure.
ML long and end below ring finger and close to SL (see 6. Sun Line), means good in-laws, will bring
wealth and popularity.
If go beyond SL means in-laws will affect your wealth and popularity.
Bifurcation at end of ML means will break out easily.


Island shape appear on ML means may separation.
Ending of ML bend upward means lack of the will of the marriage.


5、事业线 Enterprise Lines (EL)

EL locate and begin from bottom of palm going upward to middle finger.
Non continueous EL means unstable job or often change in work environment.
EL end at IL means self decide not to work.
EL go beyond IL and end at AL means for emotional problem and stop working.
Two EL means can have part-time job or development another sideline.


6、太阳线 Sun Lines (SL)

SL locate below ring finger, usally paralle with EL.
Double SL means have a good reputation in the society.
Too many SL means wide interest, but not focus.
Island shape or cross shape at SL means fame or money loss.


7、健康纹 Health Lines (HL)

HL start from below the little finger and go toward LL.
Without HL means healthy.
Non continueous HL means intestines and stomach indigestion.
Chain shape appear on HL means having respiratory problems.
Island shape appear at begin of HL means throat or head problem.
Island shape appear at end of HL means urinary problem.


8、创作纹 Creation Lines (CL)

CL locate below between ring finger and the little finger.
Normally appear in two slant lines. it represent creative.
Work in research, writing or painting will have achievements.


9、财富纹 Wealth Lines (WL)

WL locate at second lower portion of the thumb.
Whether it is vertical or horizontal, the more it is, the wealthy you are.


10、努力纹 Work hard Lines (WkL)

WkL begin from LL and going up toward the index finger.
Having WkL means your efforts will have results.
If WkL begin from start of LL and going up toward the index finger, it means hope lines. having more dreams and will have more luck.


11、不测纹 Accident Lines (AdL)

AdL is thick at begin and thin at the end, locate below middle finger going downward to LL.
Having AdL means will meet with accident or haveing intention of commit suicide.


12、人缘纹 Popularity Lines (PL)

PL locate at side of palm go slant upward.
Having PL means can get along with others very well.


13、神秘十字纹 Mysterious cross Lines (McL)

McL locate at centre of palm, between AL and IL.
Having McL means interest in research on religion or philosophy.


14、反抗纹 (叛逆纹) Rebellion Lines (RL)

RL locate below and parallel with the AL.
Having RL means strong in character, will not defeat easily.
But, will be a problem character to society if without moral thinking.


15、小人纹 Villain Lines (VL)

VL is the slant line appear at third portion bottom of the index finger.
More than four VL will violates the villain.
Seven or eight VL means need to settle cases in court.


alannyou 说:
人算不如天算,后天的努力是很重要嘀。。。。
People can't predict futuer, hard working is more important 。。。。

Monday 28 May 2012

教育01 : 不打不骂教孩子60招 60 Ways To Teach Child



第01招 给孩子创造良好的成长环境
第02招 做孩子人生成长的好榜样
第03招 放下父母架子,平等对待孩子
第04招 信任孩子,做孩子的好朋友
第05招 永远用温和的态度对待孩子
第06招 向孩子敞开自己的心扉
第07招 凡事都要与孩子商量
第08招 和孩子一起分享喜怒哀乐
第09招 注意和孩子说话的语气
第10招 鼓励孩子说出内心的想法
第11招 善听孩子的弦外之音
第12招 不用命令的口气跟孩子讲话
第13招 尊重孩子的秘密和个人隐私
第14招 尊重孩子的个人兴趣
第15招 尊重孩子的理想和追求
第16招 尊重孩子的意愿和想法
第17招 尊重孩子的各种权利
第18招 尊重孩子的人格尊严
第19招 尊重孩子的朋友
第20招 发现和放大孩子的优点
第21招 永远别说伤害孩子的话
第22招 不在孩子面前唠叨个不停
第23招 “蹲下来”和孩子说话
第24招 站在孩子的角度看问题
第25招 用沟通走入孩子的内心世界
第26招 与孩子交流时多听少说
第27招 用温和的建议走进孩子的心灵
第28招 不用权威的口吻指责孩子
第29招 从生活细节上体贴孩子
第30招 让孩子感觉到深深的爱
第31招 包容孩子的过失
第32招 宽容孩子的缺点
第33招 理解孩子的坏脾气
第34招 多抽些时间陪陪孩子
第35招 不将过高期望强加在孩子身上
第36招 不扮演孩子的“监工”
第37招 让孩子自己作决定
第38招 给孩子自由支配的时间
第39招 不把家变成死板的教室
第40招 给孩子自由发展的空间
第41招 允许孩子发发小脾气
第42招 不急于纠正孩子的“出格”
第43招 不要和逆反的孩子较劲
第44招 永远不对孩子进行体罚
第45招 不粗暴专制地对待孩子
第46招 赏识孩子的努力和勤奋
第47招 及时夸奖孩子
第48招 对孩子进行合理奖惩
第49招 在他人面前赞扬孩子
第50招 用赞美点击孩子的缺点
第51招 肯定孩子的“叛逆”
第52招 不对孩子进行威胁
第53招 适时灵活地激励孩子
第54招 肯定和欣赏孩子的闪光
第55招 不对孩子一味指责
第56招 不对孩子下否定的预言
第57招 不拿孩子和他人随便比较
第58招 多一些引导,少一点控制
第59招 用小纸条和孩子进行交流
第60招 不向孩子提苛刻条件

alannyou 说:
适当的追打会让孩子成为赛跑健将。。。哈哈。
The appropriate beat will let the children to be an athletes。。。haha。

Thursday 24 May 2012

语录04 : 男人,女人 Men, Women

现实, 生活:

男人为目的活着,女人为愿望活着。
男人是现实的俘虏,女人是梦想的主人。
男人在现实中生活,女人在回忆中生活。
男人在成熟中回忆,女人在回忆中成熟。
男人通过生活进入爱情,女人通过爱情进入生活。
男人因太现实而缺少浪漫,女人因太浪漫而缺少现实。
男人将爱看成是生命的动力,女人将爱看成是生命的本身。

Reality, life:
Man live for some purpose, woman live for some wishes.
Man are too reality thus lack of romantic, woman are too romantic and lack of reality.
Man take love as the power of life, woman take love as life itself.

性格:

男人怕穷,女人怕老。
男人爱面子,女人爱名声。
男人志在四方,女人志在心房。
男人哭泣是无能,女人流泪是温柔。
男人害怕长得矮,女人害怕长得胖。
男人梦中想出名,女人醒着梦爱情。
男人有钱就学坏,女人学坏就有钱。
男人购物时往往冲动,女人购物往往心动。
男人走路时讲究速度,女人走路时讲究韵律。
男人吵架吃软不吃硬,女人斗嘴吃硬不吃软。
男人因为善良而愚蠢,女人因为愚蠢而善良。
男人惊吓时睁大双眼,女人惊吓时紧闭双眼。
男人看足球,是欣赏球,女人看足球,是欣赏人。
男人寡言使人觉得深沉,女人寡言使人觉得孤僻。
男人痛苦的时候无话可说,女人愤怒时啥话都说。
男人吻女人是回收贷款,女人吻男人是放出投资。
男人的拿手好戏是撒谎,女人的看家本领是撒娇。
男人应该有丰满的腰包, 女人应该有丰满的胸部。
男人羡慕同性口袋里钱,女人羡慕同性身上的曲线。
男人打扮是为了显示身份,女人打扮是为了显示漂亮。
男人希望女人把话说明白,而女人永远喜欢让男人去猜。
男人为人处世往往意气用事,女人为人处世往往感情用事。
男人将崇拜的偶像挂在嘴上,女人将崇拜的偶像藏在心里。
男人不修边幅被称为艺术家,女人蓬头垢面被称为懒婆娘。
男人不拘小节被称为有风度,女人不拘小节被称为无教养。
男人沉默时常常是表示反对,女人沉默时常常是表示赞成。
男人认为女人的可爱最重要,女人认为男人的可靠最重要。
男人对女人常犯的错误是沉默,女人对男人常犯的错误是唠叨。
男人不会忘记为自己哭的女人,女人不会忘记为自己笑的男人。
男人喜欢女人的眼神天真无邪,女人喜欢男人的眼神深邃莫测。
男人考验女人的方法是远走高飞,女人考验男人的方法是约会迟到。
男人穿衣与众相同做事与众不同,女人穿衣与众不同做事与众相同。
男人抱怨这世界缺少温柔的女人,女人常叹这世界没有真正的男人。
男人撒谎时一本正经是 --- 种习惯,女人撒谎时东张西望 --- 是种需要。
男人安慰男人时往往说另一个男人很惨,女人安慰女人时往往说自己很惨。
男人喜欢女人的微笑,说微笑显得妩媚,女人喜欢男人大笑,说大笑显得豪爽。
男人最喜欢听女人说另一个男人很失败,女人最喜欢的听男人说另一个女人很难看。
男人得意的时候,是自感自己强大的时候,女人得意的时候,是自感自己迷人的时候。
男人为了显示年轻就和自己小的人在一起,女人为了显示年轻就和比自己老的人在一起。
男人对你说“讨厌”的时候他是真的讨厌你,女人对你说“讨厌”的时候表明她喜欢你。
男人常常因为与你一起喝酒而交上你这个朋友,女人常常因为交上你这个朋友而邀你一起喝酒。
男人分两种,一种是好色,一种是十分好色, 女人也分两种,一种是假装清纯,一种是假装不清纯。

Personality:
Man frightened open eyes, woman frightened closed eyes.
Man toward woman often mistake is silence, woman toward man often mistake is nagging.
Man watch football, is the appreciation of the ball, woman watch football, is the appreciation of people.
Man because of good and foolish, woman because of stupid and kind.
Man want woman put words to understand, woman always like man to guess.
Man remain silence means disagreed, woman remain silence means agreed.
Man comfort man often say another man was very miserably, woman comfort woman often said herself is very miserable.
Man like to heard woman said another man's failure, woman like to heard man said another woman is ugly.

家庭, 事业, 婚姻:

男人心累,女人身累。
男人酒后话多,女人婚后话多。
男人结婚靠自觉,女人结婚靠直觉。
男人洗衣图快捷,女人洗衣讲干净。
男人害怕问工资,女人害怕问年龄。
男人为结婚而恋爱,女人为爱情而结婚。
男人愤怒时揍老婆,女人撒娇时捶老公。
男人害怕失去自由,女人害怕失去保护。
男人是责任的傀儡,女人是感情的俘虏。
男人爱谈别人的老婆,女人爱谈自己的老公。
男人在外面改造世界,女人在家里改造男人。
男人的弱点是怕老婆,女人的弱点是怕儿子。
男人的心事隐藏心底,女人的心事暴露在脸上。
男人再婚是为了碰运气,女人再婚是为了赌气。
男人有外遇是因为冲动,女人有外遇是因为无聊。
男人把智慧用在事业上,女人把智慧用在感情上。
男人在家里喜欢做重心,女人在家里喜欢做中心。
男人善于发现老婆的缺点,女人善于发现老公的优点。
男人婚前是奴隶婚后是王子,女人婚前是公主婚后是奴婢。
男人有情人会有一种成就感,女人有情人会有一种负罪感。
男人看重自己的四十岁以后,女人看重自己的四十岁以前。
男人对女人的婚前放心不下,女人对男人的婚后放心不下。
男人最穷时买菜也不讲价,女人最有钱时买菜也要讨价还价。
男人买菜时鱼、肉多压在蓝底,女人买菜时鱼、肉爱放在面上。
男人的幸福在于:她值得我爱,女人的幸福在于:他真的爱我。
男人四十岁后有换老婆的行动,女人四十岁前有换老公的冲动。
男人婚外恋多以性为直接目的,女人婚外恋多以情为直接目的。
男人失败时, 喜欢和别人比老婆,女人成功时, 喜欢和别人比老公。
男人与老婆吵架时往往大动干戈,女人与老公吵架时往往哭笑无常。
男人看表后爱说“我要休息了”,女人看手表后爱说“我要做事了”。
男人有外遇体现在工作越来越忙,女人有外遇体现在做的菜越来越咸。
男人的职位越高老婆的心里越踏实,女人的权利越大老公的心里越空虚。
男人将婚姻当作改变命运的一种手段,女人将婚姻当作改变命运的唯一手段。
男人坚持独身,人们会认为他有事业心,女人坚持独身,人们会认为她有毛病。
男人最痛苦的就是娶了个像男人的女人,女人最难忍的就是嫁了个像女人的男人。
男人若是爱一个女人就会把她当做孩子,女人若是爱一个男人就会为他生个孩子。
男人在绝境中总是说“我要活下去!”,女人在绝境中总是说“我可怎么活?”。
男人藏私房钱是为了将来花在其它女人身上,女人藏私房钱是为了将来花在老公身上。
男人在事业失败后萌生结婚的念头,女人在男人事业有成的时候萌生和他结婚的念头。
男人走投无路的时候,一个女人会和他离婚,女人走投无路的时候,她会和一个男人结婚。
男人是横向型的,事业家庭孩子地位等都需要,女人是竖向型的,可以沉浸湎爱河而不顾一切。
男人打扮女人,是为了把自己的生活点缀得更美,女人武装男人,更多地是为了自己日后靠得更稳。
男人违章被罚款会和警察吵一架,女人在一边劝,女人违章被罚款会和身边的男人吵一架,警察在一边劝。

Family, career, marriage:
Man when drunk talk a lot, woman when married talk a lot.
Man marry by consciously, woman are married by intuition.
Man marries again is to try his luck, woman remarried is to in anger.
Man is to get married and love, woman marry for love.
Man having an affair because of impulse, woman having an affair is because of boring.
Man used his wisdom in career, woman used her wisdom in emotional.

爱情,性:

男人寂寞时找女人,女人烦恼时找男人。
男人找他爱的女人,女人找爱她的男人。
男人恋爱时最勇敢,女人恋爱时最温柔。
男人爱用眼睛看女人,女人爱用心来想男人。
男人选择女人凭感觉,女人选择男人靠知觉。
男人总是因爱而喜欢,女人总是因喜欢才爱。
男人是情场上的猎手,女人是情场上的猎物。
男人热衷于爱的结果,女人热衷于爱的过程。
男人是多情和长情的,而女人则是专情与绝情。
男人吻女人是一种口福,女人吻男人是一种幸福。
男人往往为性而付出爱,女人往往为爱而付出性。
男人用友情来换取爱情,女人用友情来拒绝爱情。
男人在恋爱时往往动脑,女人在恋爱时往往动心。
男人爱上女人后他会做诗,女人爱上男人后她会做梦。
男人最喜欢的女人是潘金莲,女人最恨的男人是陈世美。
男人主动吻女人是突发事件,女人主动吻男人是预谋事件。
男人对女人往往会朝秦暮楚,女人对男人往往会朝思暮想。
男人恋爱时对对方无所祈求,女人恋爱时对对方无所不求。
男人对恋人常说“你真好!”,女人恋人常说“你真坏。”
男人**的时候想的一定不是自己的老婆,女人则是想自己的老公。
男人总希望他是她的第一个男人,女人总希望他是她的最后一个男人。
男人恋爱希望把复杂的过程弄简单,女人恋爱喜欢把简单的事情弄复杂。
男人为了征服女人喜欢说甜言蜜语,女人为了体味爱情喜欢听甜言蜜语。
男人糊涂一世但在热恋时绝顶精明,女人精明一生但在热恋时特别糊涂。
男人送女人胸衣,表示想建立情人关系,女人送男人内裤,表示已经有了情人关系。
男人一辈子想不完的事是——“我爱谁? ”, 女人一辈子听不烦的话是——“我爱你。”
男人总是平时嫌女人骚,上床又怕女人不骚, 女人总是平时怕男人色,上床又嫌男人不色。
男人想和女人上床第一次很难,以后越来越容易,女人想和男人上床第一次很容易,以后越来越难。

Love, sex:
Man looking for his love of woman, woman looking for love her man.
Man select woman by feeling, woman choose man by perception.
Man always hope she is her first man, woman always hope he is her last man.
Man want to bed with woman at the first time is difficult, after which more and more easy, woman want to bed with man at the first time is easy, afer which is more and more difficult.

alannyou 说:
男人永远不理解女人的心,女人永远拴不住男人的心。
Men never understand women inner feeling, and women can never make a men stay.

Tuesday 22 May 2012

Monday 21 May 2012

语录03 : 生活像泼妇 Life's a Bitch


生活就像泼妇,因为如果它像荡妇,它很容易。
Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy.

alannyou 说:
敲一日钟,做一日和尚,可能是最好的生活方式吧!
On a day of clock, be a day of monk, may be the best way of life !

漫画03 : 五副图让你受用一生

01: 人生十四最

 02: 人生十大点

03: 笑一笑没烦恼

 04: 莫生气

05: 人生哲理

alannyou 说:
每天看一次,心情好一次。

笑话03 : 建筑师 Architect

一位夫人打电话给建筑师,说每当火车经过时,她的睡床就会摇动。
“这简直是无稽之谈 "建筑师回答说,“我来看看。”
建筑师到达后,夫人建议他躺在床上,体会一下火车经过时的感觉。
建筑师刚上床躺下,夫人的丈夫就回来了。
他见此情形,便厉声喝问:“你躺在我妻子的床上干什么?”
建筑师战战兢兢地回答:“我说是在等火车,你会相信吗?”

A lady call the architect, said whenever the train passed by, her berth will be shaken.
"This is simply riduculous" reply the architect, "Let me go and take a look."
The architect arrived, the lady suggested that he lie in bed to experience it when train went by.
Just when the architect lie down, the lady's husband come back.
The husband saw the situation, harsh voice ask: "Why are you lie in my wife's bed ?"
The architect in fear and trembling answer: "I am waiting for the train, will you believe ?"

alannyou 说:
有些话是真的,却听上去很假;有些话是假的,却令人无庸置疑。
Some words are true, but sounds others. Some words are not true, yet people believe it.

Tuesday 15 May 2012

语录02 : 处世态度 Attitude



你改变不了环境,但你可以改变自己。
你改变不了事实,但你可以改变态度。
你改变不了过去,但你可以改变现在。
你不能控制他人,但你可以掌握自己。
你不能预知明天,但你可以把握今天。
你不可以样样顺利,但你可以事事尽心。
你不能延伸生命的长度,但你可以决定生命的宽度。

You can't change the environment, but you can change yourself.
You can't change the fact, but you can change the attitude.
You can't change the past, but you can change the present.
You can't control other people, but you can control your own.
You can't predict tomorrow, but you can seize today.
You can't have everything smooth, but you can dedicate.
You can't prolong life, but you can broaden you life.

alannyou 说:
如果你做不到,那么你,不是真正的快乐。
If you can't make it, you are not real happiness.

漫画02 : 阿Q精神 Ah Q Spirit



alannyou 说:
每个人都应该拥有一点阿Q精神,因为它能让人活得更开心,更自由自在。
人与人之间,就会少了许多纷争。
Everyone should have a little 'Ah Q' spirit, as it can make people more comfort and happier.
Among people, would be less disputes.

笑话02 : 神经病 Mental Illness

一男入厕。
隔壁忽说:“最近好吗?”
为不失礼便答:“还行。”
隔壁又说:“忙什么呢?”
此男:“出差。”
隔壁:“我先挂了,这有个神经病。。。

A man in a public toilet.
Suddenly, another man sound from next door: "How is everythings ?"
Being polite, he replied: "Well everythings is fine."
Sound next door: "Well, busy in anything ?"
Man replied: "Just came back from oversea business trip."
Sound next dooor: "I'll hang up now, there is a crazy next door here..."

alannyou 说:
现今社会,人情冷漠,邻居之间互相不往来。
稍为热情点,可能还会被人当怪物看待。
Nowadays, human apathy, each other between neighbours don't speak.
Being enthusiasm may treated as alien monster by others.

Monday 14 May 2012

语录01 : 朋友 Friend



真正的好朋友并不是在一起就有聊不完的话题,
而是在一起就算不说话,也不会感到尴尬。
Real good friends are not friends that have many topic to talk about,
But, it is when together, will not feel embarrassed even those when both don't feel like talking.

alannyou 说:
这世上又有多少人能遇上这种事呢?
唉。。。找个红颜知己聊天,真那么难吗?
In this world, how many people can get to meet this king of thing ?
hai。。。is it really that diifficult to find a female bosom friend to chat ?

Sunday 13 May 2012

漫画01 : 工作真辛苦 Work Is Really Hard

希望你没有这样的老板。。


alannyou 说:
这世上就有这样的人,喜欢把痛苦建立在别人的身上。
There are such kind of people who enjoy seeing other suffer.

笑话01 : 莎士比亚




从前有个和尚临死时嘴里一直念着莎士比亚,当时还没有此人,
后来一位学者一直在研究终于知道:原来这个和尚没碰过女人,
他是在念: "啥是B呀?"

alannyou 说:
人生是如此的悲哀。
有人穷一生不知啥为B。
有人这一生老装个B样。