笑话08 : 厕所标语 Toilet Signs Post

男人都知道，男人小便有时并不那么干脆利落，有时尿急射偏，有时候小便分叉，有时候淋漓不尽，为了让男人能把一泡尿全撒进小便池，不要滴落到地板上，一般的小便池上会贴一些标语加以提醒.
然而，大多数的标语都起不了作用。
但是，用了以下这个标语后，厕所地上比以前干净许多了：

“尿不到池里说明你短，尿到池外说明你软。”

All men do know, man is sometimes not so neat in urinating, sometimes urgency and shot wide,
sometimes urinate got split ends and sometimes dripping.
In order to let a man can urine into the urinal and not drop on the floor,
some toilet will have signs post on wall above the urinal to remind men to be more careful.
However, most of the signs post does not have effect.
But, after using the below signs post, the toilet floor seem to be must more cleanest than before:

“If you can't shot into the urine pool, means your is short,
  If you shot outside the urine pool, means your is soft.”

alannyou 说：
男人那玩意儿，男人自己都控制不了。。。你说呢？。。。哈哈。
Men himself can't even control that little thing。。。what do you think ?。。。。haha.