笑话04 : 软和硬 Soft and Hard

在酒店大厅。
一个男人走进电梯, 电梯里有一个长得挺有魅力的女人。
当他转身去按电梯钮时，他的肘部不小心的碰触到她的乳房。他们两都非常震惊。
这个男人就对她说,
"女士,我很抱歉。如果你的心像你的乳房那么软,我知道你会原谅我的“。
她看着他几秒钟,然后说，
”没关系。如果你的阴茎像你的肘部那么硬, 我在204号房“。

At the hotel lobby. A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.
He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
The are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says,
"Ma'am, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She looks at him for a few seconds and says
"That's all right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 204".

alannyou 说:
"幽默是人生的智慧之花，是一种情趣，能有效地润滑，缓解矛盾，调节人际关系，是一种能力，是一种艺术。"
"Humor is the wisdom of life, is a kind of appeal. It can effectively lubricate and alleviate contradictions. It help to improve interpersonal relationship, and is a kind of ability and is an art."